Today, March 26, was supposed to be Opening Day for the Baltimore Orioles ... a sacred day for most Baltimoreons ...  but since the O's aren't taking on the Yankees at Oriole Park - we're missing things like the Crab Shuffle, Clancy, World Famous Hot Dog Man, singing Thank God I'm a Country Boy ... and most importantly - the condiment races ! 

 

Well, Jonathan Monroe is today's hero - posting a simulated / homemade version of the race .  Well played Jonathan ... well played! 

 

 

 

 

Instead of being at Pickles or Sliders .. we're at home, under self Corn Teen