Desert Trip - WRNR Online

Good Morning, Mr. Oldchella.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to travel to California, to document a gathering of some the most subversive forefathers our nation has ever known.

You’ll be deployed to the desert, with only a swiss army knife, a pair of 3 day passes to Desert Trip, valued at over 3 thousand American dollars, and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Roger Waters, The Who, Neil Young, and Paul McCartney, on the same stage! Please use caution, this show is sold-out.

As our spy, you will gather intelligence, post photos, and appear on our morning show, to

share said intel.

In return, we promise to pay you nothing, and keep your identity confidential to all besides the entire WRNR listening audience.

Interested? Apply for this position BELOW.

As always, If you or any of your party are caught, or stoned at Desert Trip, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

WRNR is an equal opportunity Deployer.

*Please be aware that this contest is for tickets only, flights & accomodations are not included.

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